Which Would You Rather???

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03/27/2015 at 11:35 • Filed to: which would you rather, wwyr, craigslist, fun, games

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Welcome to Which Would You Rather, my new Oppo game where I take two cars for sale on my local Craigslist which are listed for the same exact price and ask you to pick which you would rather buy! The game is really that simple! You have two choices and these two only! Today's candidates pretty much only share two things in common: both are from the 90s and both are for sale for $1500! Let's meet the contestants:

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First, we have this lovely !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ! It currently has 171,000 miles and comes with a very efficient 4 cylinder engine mated to an automatic!

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The interior looks very clean for an 18 year old car. The car does need some love but tons of work has recently been done, making this a supposedly solid daily driver.

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What this car loses in age, it gains in length! Contestant two is a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Town Car Signature Series Limo! Leather, sunroof, full bar, and room for at least 8 people, whats not to love? Mileage is unknown but from the pictures this limo looks very clean!

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Ad claims all it needs is a little bit of detailing from sitting in storage for a while.

So, with your $1500, which do you choose????


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa Romeo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 11:37

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LIMO.

I didn't even read the details About either car, but...limo.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 11:38

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limo.

it might be rediculous, but it's not as embarassing as that GEO


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 11:39

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I'll walk thanks.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 11:41

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I drove both of these cars in college (though the Town Car wasn't a limo). The Metro was one of the most dreadful vehicles I've ever spent time in, and the Town Car's electrical system caught fire in the first week my friend owned it. Real winners, here.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 11:43

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Geo, simply because driving a Limo as a DD here is just stupid.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 11:45

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I would do the GEO, and beat the hell out of it. If it was a manual, I would do it in a second.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 11:48

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Geo... BUT only because the limo would high center on the steep ramp into the parking garage at work.


Kinja'd!!! cornerslide > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 11:51

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When the choice is this silly I would probably flip a coin. If forced to choose it would be the Geo. I'm buying a $1500 car for a reason. It's not a question of if but when these 2 are going to break. The Geo is probably less expensive to fix. Besides if you have a flat just have a friend pick it up while you change the tire.


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 11:58

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The limo. Because I'm a soon-to-be poor college student and I need a home to stay.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 12:08

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The limo. I'd only take the geo if it had manuel, though would prefer a 3 cylinder.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 12:08

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These would both be difficult to live with, but I'd go with the Limo.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > cornerslide
03/27/2015 at 12:09

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I'd actually disagree on cost to fix - the platform was around for less time in the case of the GEO, so some might not even be available much less cheap, and most parts for a Panther (speaking from experience) are comically cheap. On the other hand, the limo may be due its scheduled front suspension job, and that could be a huge pain.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
03/27/2015 at 12:09

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Actually, I change my mind.

Buy Geo

Remove engine and back seats

Put motorcycle engine where seats were

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Profit?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 12:15

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GEO!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 12:20

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Limo. Because who wouldn't want a limo?


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 12:36

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Limo. Geo was a piece of shit


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/27/2015 at 12:58

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Just get a bunch of heavy people in the back! No more teeter!


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
03/27/2015 at 12:58

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I'd say the limo because I could start my own business with it!


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Jayhawk Jake
03/27/2015 at 12:58

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My logic exactly!


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/27/2015 at 13:26

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Oh, the limo. All damn day. 10/10 would DD with no shame.